Terminal Autism

A type of autism that deteriorates the brain over time.

Tim, "Jack was diagnosed with Terminal Autism recently, he only has 3 years left to live."

Jill, "Damn, was he on twitter all night again?"

by Fitness Femboy January 25, 2022

autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."

"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

autism

a spectrem

i have autism

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

mild autism

An illnes caused by watching Mlp, likes furrys or wears fedoras.

Dude you like furrys?I think you got mild autism.

by pussy-deztroyer May 25, 2016

Autism

A social disorder that affects 1 in 68 people that makes it so the brain is formed differently to most people, some symptoms are: Stuttering, Not being able to understand sarcasm, not being as verbal as most people. It is thought that by 2025 1 out of 2 people will be diagnosed with autism.

I was diagnosed with Autism yesterday

by Mogg1001 August 16, 2018

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

Autistic

A word coined by most TikTok users, which they put in their bio to either seek attention or to justify having said the most ignorant bullshit known to man. Separate from people who ACTUALLY have autism.

Person 1: Dude, you see that fat blue haired chick who said all men are rapists, and that straight people shouldn’t have human rights? Turns out she’s autistic.
Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can’t call her out on her faulty logic, because then I’d be an ableist.

by Doomah May 23, 2021