assaf kalmus

The goat of being dumb.

I am a assaf kalmus

by Ballzak 3201 May 1, 2023

Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

assassinAXD

he IS very bootiful and likes to lay videos games like : hentai mindsweeper.

lewis : want to sex?
assassinAXD : no hentai mindsweeper

assassinAXD : i love HENTAI

by assassinAXD November 20, 2023

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

Assassin's Nigga

Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.

Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'

by The Big Black Daddy December 5, 2023

assassee

A person who has been assassinated.

The assassin assassinated the assassee.

We have a sort of assassin/assassee relationship.

by Agent 47’s younger sister February 4, 2024

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024