Slight of Arse

Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.

This guy is a master of slight of arse!

by DmgB September 14, 2007

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smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

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arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

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Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

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Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

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scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012

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