The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.
Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
by Jrillins75 April 07, 2020
When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.
Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''
by user1706 January 25, 2011
When you blow ya load and smack a girls head and it comes out her nose making her look like a angry drangon.
by DanTheMan0001 December 09, 2022
Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker May 08, 2018
In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.
Grrrr! angry launch!!!
by FragerZ December 30, 2007
by Excel Assassin July 11, 2008