Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

Aunt Eddie

When a girl sits on the floor with her mouth open and a man stands over her pooping in her mouth while saying "The Shitters Full"

Yea John gave me a nice aunt eddie last Night

by The Big E 69 November 20, 2020

eddie martin

He has a big dong and loves singing songs

Wow that dudes an Eddie Martin

by Nats_21 February 1, 2015

king eddie

A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.

John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"

by Johnboy1995 May 28, 2018

eddies mother

big restarted ugly ass slut who is nothing more than a thot i mean look out she might fuck you and make a deformed baby

oh shit look at the horizon its eddies mother run bitch ruuuuun

by the worlds most honest guy December 5, 2017

Off the eddies

Getting fucked up with the boys. Of the rails. Crazy. Wildin. Straight rowdy.

That party was off the eddies

by Willyt February 23, 2020

Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020