albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

filthy alina

When a woman has a man do a head stand while wearing a raiders helmet she then puts chilli garlic on a spin brush and runs toward the man's rectom with the force of a thousand Spartans. She then tips her hat and puts the spin brush back on the bathroom counter.

Mario cheated on my cousin so she gave him a filthy alina, he didnt even change the head on his toothbrush...

by Toungpunchfartbox October 19, 2020

Albino penis

A white dick that will never grow.

Dude, that kid Andrew has such an albino penis.

by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013

Albino Snapdragon

When a girl is giving head and the guy's about to cum, the girl chomps down on his dick and the cum squirts out into her mouth.

Did you hear that Craig got head last night from Morgan? She gave him an albino snapdragon but he still wants more.

by Jennie January 8, 2009

Albino

A person or animal lacking pigment in their skin cells. They are rarely found in packs or playing sports. They are skill in doing impressions of Mr. Mackey from South Park and are often offended when asked the color of their pubic hair. Sometimes found setting beside you in High School engineering classes.

Me: Kyle what color are your pubes?
Kyle: What do you think?
Me: I'm leaning towards honey brown, but I have my doubts.
Kyle: I'm albino you pill popping jizz rag.

by Higgy June 26, 2005

Albino Hoodrat

A caucasian whom is fluent in hood/street smarts, with qetto swaq, but is not as annoying as a wigger.

Guy 1: Bro, I heard that Ethan is quite the Albino Hoodrat.

Guy 2: Yeah. That cracker can survive in the hood!

by The Albino Hoodrat January 8, 2012

alina zagitova

the 2018 Olympic Ladies figure skating champion from russia, won as a 15 year old. she now holds the titles of olympic champion, world champion, grand opening prix final champion, junior world champion, and junior grand prix final champion. not to mention she’s a sweetheart the deserves the world.

“do you know alina zagitova?”

“yeah, isn’t she that figure skater from russia?”

by skatingqueen1234 March 30, 2019