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fuck off in advance

verb. the act of fucking off In Advance without being told.
Fuck off in advance I'm not interested in any further communication with you.
by Fina_22 January 8, 2014
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Advancement

Advancement is a cultural/philosophical condition condition in which a true genius (an "Advanced Individual") creates piece of art that only other Advanced Individuals are capable of appreciating. As a necessary corrolary, the Non-Advanced will perceive the artistric product as bad. That which is Advanced cannot, under any circumstances, be intended as irony. Advancement (and all derviative word forms) must always, always be capitalized. This is highly Advanced English.

Coined by cultural theorist Chuck Klosterman.
Lou Reed; Evan Dando; David Byrne's cover of Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"; Boy Meets World.

The Key to Advancement is that Advanced artists neither (a) do what is expected of them; or (b) do the opposite of what is expected of them.
by R.P. Quinn September 17, 2008
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Advantager

one who takes advantage of a male or female while they are uncomprehensive.
"Weenis!!!" "What foo!!!" "Dont talk to that wesa!" "Why, way?" " Cuz shes an advantager, Weenis" "Ohh crud, thanks way:)"...
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Doing an Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
by anonymous coward November 6, 2004
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Alan

alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum
Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures
by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019
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alan

A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick
Your such an Alan
by ErabBabo April 18, 2018
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Alan

A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men

“Oh he is such an alan”
Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.
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