Prince Alfonso Francisco

looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.

Prince Alfonso Francisco always says "ye bro..."

by thewingerman November 24, 2021

Alyvia Alyn Lind

an actress I can’t seem to notice me fast enough

Alyvia Alyn Lind is the cutest kid actress out there

by teobrioneswastakenbyme May 19, 2022

Jasmine alfonso

Fat eats a lot and like Norris nuts

Jasmine alfonso

by JJay Hindi June 9, 2022

Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure

Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"

by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

gay alfonso

GAY AGYA GAY A FUCKING FAT IHES IS GATY AND HE SHOULD NEEVR PLAY DEADRASILS

gay alfonso is so FUCKING gay

by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025

DARK ALFONSO

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters

Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO

by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025

Ophelie and Alfonzo

She is insanely obsessed with him and wants to get with him but knows that she can’t because she is an alien

You two are acting like an ophelie and alfonzo

by The truth man 5555677 June 13, 2023