Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.

Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.

by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020

Alex

An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.

Alex is soooooo short

by not a spud April 10, 2020

Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

Alex

Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.

If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.

I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.

by Daily Description Boi February 11, 2020

Alex

is really hot, is great at minecraft, get's the hottest babes, but is also very nice, has big pp.

I have been in love with Alex for my whole life.

-everyone

by Bubbaisreallygay October 23, 2019

Alex

Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.

Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome

by StealthyWord May 21, 2019

Alex

Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life

Omg did you see that Alex

Ohh yea look at his LEGO collection

by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020