"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
by aml30x January 30, 2024
1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat
Endless fun
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat
Endless fun
by Cold albie April 01, 2013
Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.
by [Echo] May 31, 2022
Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.
Albert Weng, you look like an egg!
by Trippin Zhang September 10, 2023
Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.
Albert Ekander is a perfect human
by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022
Albert James moriarty is a whole daddy material
by Ur.yumeko November 21, 2021