actively procrastinating

the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.

Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.

Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!

by PlaidLad May 28, 2010

extravulvicular activity

Cheating on your girlfriend.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't shag what's-her-tits last night, did you? If your girlfriend finds out, you're dead meat.

Guy2: What can I say? We were just having a few drinks, one thing led to another, and...yes, I guess I did engage in extravulvicular activity I'm probably going to regret.

Guy1: Was it worth it?

Guy2: Oh, hell yeah.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II October 17, 2013

Activate my trap card

A quick way or the easy way out of an situation

Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card

Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying

by The Mmmm effect July 25, 2014

Epstein Activities

Activities pedophiles would do, such as grooming and sexting.

Why do most YouTubers who hit their popular stunt start partaking in Epstein Activities?

by fberibbop March 5, 2024

frenzy of activity

Any situation where everything visible is PG, but anything goes where vision is obscured. Often applies to public pools.

Jon had such a frenzy of activity in the pool that they had to drain it later to clean

by Horsey McHorserider February 3, 2021

Nighttime Activities

When a male and a male goes to bed together and they are they are in the nude and its night time, one of the male puts their cock in the other male's anus and keeps thrusting until they shoot a load. Then the male gets a jar and gets some of his cum in it and puts the jar in the fridge for 1 hour. Once the hour is up, one of the male gets a plate and try to scoop the frozen cum on the plate. After one of the male have to put the frozen cum on front of their neighbors door and go back to sleep.

Me and John did some Nighttime Activities. It was fun.

by Iliekcake October 1, 2017

extra dickular activities

Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc

Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.

by HOGS-BACK February 7, 2022