anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 12, 2006

Anal Queen

A person who loves to take it up the ass and can rock the cock that way.

"You should see how she moves her hips when my cock is in her ass. She's a real anal queen."

by AnalQueen February 18, 2010

Anal Elephant

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.

Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.

by Sodomy boy June 21, 2010

anal cabbage

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage

last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.

by terango January 10, 2009

anal cheddar

unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly

"that shit was rough...i must be running low on anal cheddar"

by ReTaRdbAbY December 30, 2007

Anal Knievel

also known as the daredevil scorch, the Anal Knievel is a very unique form of anal sex. the recipient of the anal pleasure stays on the ground with their ass pointed up in the air. the person giving the anal pleasure jumps off an object in the room and attempts to land their penis/sex toy into the asshole of the recipient. if the landing is successful, the person giving the anal pleasure then scorches the recipient of the anal pleasure.

Jonny Anal Knievel'd me so hard last night! My asshole still hasn't stopped bleeding!

In my opinion, the Anal Knievel is best kind of scorch.

by mcdodoates October 05, 2009

anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

by Magsta----> January 15, 2007