sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

Goofy Goober

Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)

Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..

by passionate arson September 25, 2021

Gooberism

When someone starts acting more and more like a goober.

Stop having a gooberism.

by The real goober April 16, 2023

Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 5, 2019

Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020