bum fodder

A slang term for toilet roll.

"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."

by Eldarion December 06, 2004

Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

by Poo Review December 01, 2010

Rum Bum

Used to describe the runny, splattery, and gassy shits, usually experienced after a long night of consuming rum and cokes.

Wow, I’ve got a real bad case of rum bum today, I’ve gone shit three times in the last hour!

by venom363 October 19, 2006

Bum egg

A particularily noxious emission from ones rectum, possibly followed by a small bum nugget.

Bejesus, I just dropped a bum egg.

by El Goodwino October 26, 2004

scum bum

What you call the lazy guy at work

Brian started to scream because we offered him some meatloaf, what a Scum Bum.

by hoffinator May 07, 2011

bum crumbs

The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.

dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!

by NJ MUIR September 12, 2007

bum cakes

A term for a large woman's anus cheeks. Used by a man who is excited by the size of them.

"Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap

by Geoff L. August 05, 2005