What the fuck is a kilometer?

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.

"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

by Kuk Poo June 13, 2023

What is you a idiot?

1) The first line in the song "Player's Anthem" By Junior M.A.F.I.A
2) The response to anything stupid (remark, action, etc.)

Coach: (4pm) "Okay guys we have a game in a little over 12 hours.
Player: "What is you a idiot?"

Fella 1: "I slept with that girl."
Fella 2: "You know she has herpes right?"
Fella 1: "Yeah, but she's hot"
Fella 2: "What is you a idiot?"

by Buzzinbody May 3, 2011

fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go?

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

by ThOsE GuYs ArE CoOl LiKe ThAt November 1, 2011