The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
by jagimo December 1, 2009
Get the Milk Leavermug. by EastSideCrackaKilla March 10, 2021
Get the Milk Nigmug. A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.
The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.
by Alcibiades123 March 22, 2021
Get the Whole Milkmug. by NotSuspect December 17, 2022
Get the Peak Milkmug. by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010
Get the Milk The Pantsmug. “I Call Her Milk Marie Cuz She Got That Water On Her.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”
by Purrrrr<3 April 22, 2022
Get the Milk Mariemug. by anti me November 11, 2010
Get the Skin Milkmug.