Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school

eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019

Luke

Luke is a wonderful friend. He is funny, caring, and a great person to know. He is scared to get a girlfriend but is very enjoyable and excitingly be around. Luke acts very stupid at most times but he is actually pretty smart.

Girl: OMG Luke is funny

Other girl: i wish he was mine

by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019

Luke

A fucking fag that always wants his way in everything he does and things he’s sexy but he’s just a white boy in the corner dealing drugs with his fucking grandma

Luke: A FuckTard little shit that deals drugs with his grandma

by Jacobsgay July 30, 2019

Luke

A man who is there for u through your rough and you good patches. Is loving and caring, brave, charming and drop dead gorgeous. He will stand up for you without you asking and you the woman he falls for will be the luckiest woman alive! No matter what they will always come back together. So don’t let him go!

‘I need a luke’

by Biscuits69 June 12, 2018

Luke

A big bitch who deserves to go to hell for doing wrong and sucks people off.

Luke is a bitch.

by JUICEISBETTERTHANX June 20, 2019