The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
Get the Dirty Gandalfmug. The sexual act of putting a buzz lightyear extendable wings toy up your partners anus, extending the wings, thus trapping the toy within his/hers partner.
by SirSacManTheSexy November 24, 2021
Get the Dirty Kaimug. by R.I.D February 23, 2014
Get the Chung Dirtymug. The one who sixty nines his girlfriend and she falls of the bed and gets a bruise on her elbow...
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by am i even real tho May 26, 2020
Get the dirty finneasmug. A dirty richmond is an act performed during sexual intercourse. It begins by person A pouring cocaine into person B's butthole. Right before person A proceeds to snort the drug, person B lets out a fart, proceeding to blow a cloud of cocaine and the smell of ass into person A's face. Delighted by the act, person A the proceeds to huff in the mixture with a big deep breathe.
I walked in on Jack ripping a Dirty Richmond off Diane last night. The cloud was so big it fogged up the entire room!
by MichialAntonio'sKnob September 26, 2021
Get the Dirty Richmondmug. by Vh14 April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty maddymug. Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017
Get the Dirty Dijonmug.