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Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".
I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.
by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011
mugGet the Random Brownmug.

cowboy brown

Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.
"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"
by Boysie May 22, 2015
mugGet the cowboy brownmug.

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop
" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"
by Goddess baby December 26, 2017
mugGet the brown hestermug.

Gordon Brown

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.
by Godron March 1, 2017
mugGet the Gordon Brownmug.

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.
Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.
by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006
mugGet the brown battermug.

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!
"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."
by Master Ray April 13, 2021
mugGet the The Brown Menacemug.

brown ink

Diarrhea that is completely liquid. Colors the toilet water brown like an octopus's ink.
That Mexican food was tasty, but it had me squirting some mad brown ink.
by Crohn July 8, 2010
mugGet the brown inkmug.

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