Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

Phantom Space

referring to a parking space in a full parking lot, occupied by a small automobile, making it appear that there is an available space. When you go to pull in you realize there is a cheap ass econobox filling your precious spot.

Gunther: Man, fuck this. There's gotta be at least one spot.

Todd: Oh dude right there!

(car begins to enter parking space)

Gunther: God dammit! That's totally a phantom space! That's why I hate Miatas!

by Bitchblaster December 31, 2006

Phantom nut

When either fucking a chick raw or protected after consuming alcohol, you have the sensation and belief that you busted nut but your not sure. All side effects of busting a load applies ( increase in sensitivity and decrease in the erection.)

Mike fucked his old fuckbuddy after a night of drinking, he then takes the condom off mid session due to lack of sensitivity. Recieved head, then proceeded to raw dog Janet until he had a Phantom Nut to where he kept fucking with the uncertainty of cumming just to eventually lose the erection with a huge increase in sensitivity.

by Rowdorr August 15, 2016

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016

Phantom Face

The feeling or sensation that his face is still between your legs long after receiving oral pleasure.

He ate it so good that I now have a severe case of Phantom face

by TDub87 February 2, 2019