Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Wad juke

Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.

Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020