"oh mate" can be used in all sorts of situations, this phrase originated from a person called Robbie
by 5uP3rPr0Sh0tzh3AdSHOT!!117Bam! November 25, 2013

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Twins that derive from separately fertilized ova and that have different genetic makeup. Fraternal twins. Twins that do not look alike.
by majikmomma February 22, 2010

by Wisey September 17, 2005

by Soz.Mate September 21, 2021

by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009
