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oh mate

"oh mate" can be used in all sorts of situations, this phrase originated from a person called Robbie
oh mate, that is illegal! and antisocial!
by 5uP3rPr0Sh0tzh3AdSHOT!!117Bam! November 25, 2013
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Yes Mate

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!
by Ted May 4, 2003
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GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
by Martin Slut January 13, 2008
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Womb mate

Twins that derive from separately fertilized ova and that have different genetic makeup. Fraternal twins. Twins that do not look alike.
Me and my twin sister don't look alike so we are not twins we are womb mates
by majikmomma February 22, 2010
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old mate

Used to describe someone you dislike thereby avoiding using there name.
Old mate slept with my girlfriend when I was serving overseas.
by Wisey September 17, 2005
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Soz mate

A fun sarcastic way brits apologise for something they probably don’t care about apologising for.
Person 1: you done a graffiti on my wall pal.
Person who doesn’t care: Soz mate.
by Soz.Mate September 21, 2021
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Wallet Mate

A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.
Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!
by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009
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