real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy
''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''
by cocksuckerlover69 February 26, 2017
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IVF goals

A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with
Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.
Look at them, that's shark couple goals
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.
Look at them, shark couple goals
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 02, 2010
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Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.
Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!
by Oogaflugen August 08, 2020
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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 12, 2021
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