Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw March 16, 2016
Fucking Jew goal! God damnit
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
"Goal setter" refers to someone who defines their goals and takes determined steps to achieve them, but I don't do this in an ordinary way; like a master of a dark world, I am ready to overcome every obstacle to make my dreams come true. My goals are a challenge to those who try to stop me. As I define them, the spark of power and determination ignites within me.
Benjamin is a true goal setter who stands firm in his opinions. He makes great efforts to eliminate all mistakes before forming an idea, which makes him unshakeable.
by LoLuMaDWhoRE February 27, 2025
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.
Look at them, that's shark couple goals
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.
Look at them, shark couple goals
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
A soccer term describing one of three events:
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 02, 2010