They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

National Tit Pic day

Use this wisely

Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go

by Santal amber July 6, 2022

Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.

Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!

by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020

tit fight

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024

Tit-ter

A tit-ter of women. A group of women on a night out looking for cock.

Oi, Trev! There’s a tit-ter of women over there? Let’s go and join them and see if we get lucky!

by The beautiful cockerel October 31, 2017

Mungo tits

When a girls breasts are extremely large and perky

Me: Dude did u see the new girl at school today
You: you mean the short one with mungo tits
Me: yeah man those things are HUGE!

by Tide_manzz August 4, 2019

tits maghee

Tits maghee: Common to appear as an appropriate nickname when said in public. The bearer of this nickname most likely has very large, beautiful breasts. (Some times nick named TM)

Jack: "Hey tits maghee! You've got some big ass boobies."

Sarah: "Hahaha. Oh Jack, you're so silly."

by Unkown15432 April 13, 2014