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god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people
My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque
by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018
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Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens
Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol
by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.
God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.
by Eosjwer October 24, 2023
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God

Me
I am God
by I am God, yes August 28, 2022
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God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".
Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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