When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
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A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
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Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
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