Crotch Monkey

It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.

1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.

by KayLaBrown-Hair July 20, 2008

blue monkey

in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year. when you pull it out of the top right or top left pocket and drop it on hte ground, you call that a blue monkey

i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day... EEEEW

by bobrio November 7, 2004

monkey toes

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Fuck Monkey

when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.

im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey

by jeremy nemeth bitch June 14, 2007

peace monkey

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

by Brainiac September 29, 2003

Monkey Brain

You nigga

Jennifer has monkey brain

by nikk1919 December 11, 2019

Cheese Monkey

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.

You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008