Pussy Twink

A tall uncoordinated male, usually around 18-22 years old. Upon first glance, one would assume he is gay but his unimpressive dancing skills prove otherwise. Pretends to be good at activities like singing, walking & insulting others. Can be seen spending hours a day in the library and driving around in his car from Iowa.

"Zach is such a pussy twink"

by shawday May 7, 2015

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pussy sympathy

When a girl feels a small pang of pain in her vagina after seeing something that would hurt their vaginas, usually caused by other women experiencing child birth, and or vaginal ripping.

Delaurella: same i had it for Janiana she brought home a hard ass black man last night. So much pussy sympathy

Jamie: When i saw Kathy having a child i have major pussy sympathy
Delaurella: same i had it for Janiana she brought home a hard ass black man last night. So much pussy sympathy

by Rosiehymen June 2, 2015

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Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

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Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

by EDubs September 23, 2016

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