hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Baby hands

the most annoying person you will ever meet

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry

by Coolman_on_the_internet69_420 May 5, 2022

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.

The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

Hand it out

To Sell Drugs.

Thug 1: Yo my boy, I just bought the drugs.
Thug 2: Ight, hand it out.

by Skoolboy Ty May 21, 2016