Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

hand me down pussy

Bored out; stretched, no snap-back vagina.

When she opened her legs, you could clearly see hand me down pussy. Pre gapped with hanging lips.

by 0513197810071973 August 11, 2022

hand icicle

When her pussy juice drips down your hand after finger fucking her.

Bro I just fingered her so hard I got a hand icicle

by it's the boii February 6, 2017

Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.

Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!

by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022