send me a pic

a term used by douchebags via text because they have somehow come to believe that manners and words like " please" and " thank you" no longer apply

text conversation:

girl: " what are you doing"

DOUCHEBAG guy: " Hey, send me a pic"

girl: "I respond better to polite requests versus demands, so you get NOTHING!"

DOUCHEBAG guy: " sorry, you're right. I'm not very good at texting"

by mannequin2life December 17, 2013

tickle me emo

A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.

person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.

by jgthomas January 14, 2007

fuck me shoes

stripper shoes.

"Look at those fuck me shoes, they are like 6 inches high1"

by chaar October 5, 2008

PBR me ASAP

an exclamation said when one is running low on a beer and is in dire need of another. only said when drinking PBR. also used when needing a fill of a beer bong.

man 1: "dang, it looks like your pabst is gone"

man 2: "PBR me ASAP!"

by piggybanks January 18, 2011

chav-me-now

a term used by some people to define and verbally irritate a chav without them being aware of the abuse! use at the end of a discussion for full effect.

"look at those bad boys over there, chav-me-now!!"

by Danny 316 October 29, 2006

Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007