if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").
Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me
by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 28, 2021
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dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.
Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me
by Chris Waltham July 31, 2010
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Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina
I want him to run me over so bad
by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018
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send me a pic

a term used by douchebags via text because they have somehow come to believe that manners and words like " please" and " thank you" no longer apply
text conversation:

girl: " what are you doing"

DOUCHEBAG guy: " Hey, send me a pic"

girl: "I respond better to polite requests versus demands, so you get NOTHING!"

DOUCHEBAG guy: " sorry, you're right. I'm not very good at texting"
by mannequin2life December 18, 2013
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tickle me emo

A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.
person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.
by jgthomas January 13, 2007
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fuck me shoes

"Look at those fuck me shoes, they are like 6 inches high1"
by chaar August 09, 2008
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