Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

by SMD111 July 2, 2017

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017

Dick Nixon

When you and your closest friends all whip out your cocks to become closer friends

Tim: " I wanna be closer with you guys!"
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out

by Richard_Dickson December 5, 2017

Dick Friendly

Dick Friendly, verb: when one plays with a penis for hours on end questioning their sexuality.

Alex was hot for dick after pulling a dick friendly all night.

by Richard Friendly December 4, 2017

Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

angels dick

The smallest thing in existence similar to the size of 1/100 of an atom.

Wow that dude has an angels dick she couldn’t even feel it

by I_Have_The_Largest_Penis March 3, 2018