i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023

Cream City Chocolate Strawberry

Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.

"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

New Delhi Chest Chocolate

New Delhi has a disgusting Scat Porn reputation, this word comes from the world of New Delhi Scat Porn Forums. Translated directly from the forum:

"New delhi chest chocolate is shit on her chest"

by il nut eggs out June 25, 2023

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024