Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*
by lord.valarys April 6, 2018

by BH66 May 19, 2017

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

The Caviar Fandom it's The First Boy Barron William Trump Fandom there so nice the Caviar Fandom is one of the nicest Fandom but if you are mean to barron that's where not nice to you they protect there idol 24/7 there know for being the 1# nicest Fandom there all girls having crush on the First Boy and some of them are there just to support
by The Facts Account February 21, 2021

Tim: Hey, what were you doing earlier, you never text me back?
Wade: Well I was supporting Donald Trump this morning, and I plan to do so later today.
Tim: NOICE!
Wade: Well I was supporting Donald Trump this morning, and I plan to do so later today.
Tim: NOICE!
by LilCrakMunchkin May 1, 2016

say it when u want to get what you want and you have a novo because novo rules automatically trump house rules
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)
by Nigger69cock May 4, 2019

A Cheeto fighting a Turnip. Two fucking idiots with no common sense that will probably just throw out kindergarten insults until one of them starts crying.
by Well if it isn't a lil farmer May 17, 2018
