Urban dictionary

A stinking pile of shit that started in 1999 as an actually good website. It's now used by 12 year olds to write about sex positions. The users have the power to turn the most innocent things sexual somehow.

Lemme look up that new word on urban dictionary. "when u sm0ke dem tea leaves liek a tru brit"

by icantthinkofaname117 December 15, 2025

Urban dictionary user

In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.

Damn that documentary about Urban dictionary users was good, maybe i should go looking after some!

by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A very family-friendly website with nothing inappropriate. Nothing inappropriate at all. Not single inappropriate thing about it.

The urban dictionary is soooooo family-friendly.

by A Pseuda What Now? December 21, 2025

urban dictionary

a place where all the fagg incels of the world share retarded and often innacurate defintions for words like losers

Bro, you use Urban Dictionary? You must be a retard loser with no friends.

by youreafyckingloser June 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go to find the weirdest defenitions to entertain them while they are bored at work/school. People also go there to look up defenitions of themselves hoping to find something juicy, cool or funny.

Me: Have you checked me out on the Urban Dictionary?

Lad: Yoooooo! That's such a cool defenition for you!!!

by Curry King 123 June 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Bruh, are you stupid?!

URBAN DICTIONARY

by Hello 1 world June 20, 2021

Urban dictionary

the only place where you can say something offensive and not get cancelled for it.

guy: god twitter is such a shitty place, Urban dictionary is better.
guy2: what! no i disagree, i will cancel you for having an opinion
guy: too bad this is urban dictionary you dipshit.

by hylrixe June 21, 2021