dumb-shit

a retarded or hella stupid person

Hey dumb-shit move over and wake up!

by PiMp MaStA February 22, 2003

dumb shit

stupid ass

You don't smoke and pump gas at the same time, you numb shit!

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

shit cramps

Cramps one gets from holding in their crap for too long. Usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.

Billy: ughh!
Andrew:whats wrong man?
Billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
Andy: thats shit cramps for ya.

by Robert956 December 13, 2009

Shit Rig

When your computer is deemed completely shit by your online gaming buddies.

TwiSteD: how did you miss that ???
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15

TwiSteD: o rly?
Chaosjuuh: Ja
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....

by th3r34lTwiSteD July 16, 2009

Shit Brit

The equivalent of American trash. Basically a low-life (poor morals or values) person from the UK.

This clown-ass Shit Brit tried to start a fight with me for no reason.

by Warbucks2 June 2, 2009

shit machine

a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit

people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.

by melonss August 16, 2010

bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.

Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary

by genegine October 14, 2006