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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
jack barkhamer by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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Jack Lotion 

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .
I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...
Jack Lotion by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021

Jack Nolan Tuesday 

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
Jack Smith by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

Jack Siciliano 

(n) A creature with an excessive amount of hair.
"That Jack Siciliano is 60% hair!"
Jack Siciliano by gnembohm November 9, 2021

Jack NoJill

Defined as someone who can't cure AIDS in DND
U jack NoJill a disease, you failed.
Jack NoJill by Ace axe pack November 16, 2021

Jack godwin

Fancies Skye groves so much he’ll shag her
Jack Godwin went to her house to get it
Jack godwin by She fit November 17, 2021