Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

Meat Water

The most vile, disgusting, despicable cooler of leftover forgotten barbecue meats and melted ice left to ferment in the summer heat of your garage. Thus Meat Water was born.

If you wanna be a part of the group, you gotta take a shot of Meat Water.

by Arya Kingslayer Stark August 19, 2022

HIV water

HIV water is what you drink from Tyla's tap

Person 1- "Ew what's in my drink?"

Person 2- "It's Tylas HIV water"

by x407b.de May 14, 2022

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

boo boo water

Something very ugly or just straight up disgusting. Like comparing something to murky poop water or diarrhea. For example. The water in porter potties. Sometimes used in reference of something that sucks

Heyyyooo you look like boo boo water. You Ight?

That’s some boo boo water.

by Thatbiuhh May 28, 2020

Rotten Water

A severe version of stagnant water.

"Gamers who play a single game for so long people who play World Of Warcraft are stagnant water."

It's like AsmonBald has played for so long he knows everything and can predict everything in WoW.
AsmonBald is rotten water.

by Rotten Water March 23, 2023