The C-Dog

A sexual act in which one partner unsuccessfully attempts to engage in the manual stimulation of the other partner's penis. The hand is held as if to open a doorknob and is repeatedly thrust onto the head of the other partner's penis. An uncomfortable experience, oftentimes considered a sign of inexperience.

I wish I could get a handjob, all she knows how to do is The C-Dog!

by moth12 April 22, 2011

dog-washing

Dog-washing is a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male.

When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.

by The Sauce Owns September 10, 2008

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

veggie dogs

made from the excrements of tofu and potato juice. can be served hot or cold as no carcasses have been hurt in this process. item is usually sectioned off by itself in your local grocers. item is to be cooked with separate utensils to avoid wussy contamination in the collective.

C- bbq time
Noid - wtf is that
Tycho - veggie dogs oh yeah! followed by floping

by foug January 12, 2005

salty dog

When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.

Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."

Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."

by chief bigstick June 9, 2011

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

raw dog

go all out, throw caution to the wind, go all the way

Noah went raw dog and decided to get a Bachelor's of Science in Engineering rather than a weak Bachelor's of Applied Science.

by noaharc November 5, 2007