buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

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Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

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Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.

"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."

by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025

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A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

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