James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES

James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..

by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 7, 2025

James

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore

Her: “who will we have a threesome with”
Him “who else but James”

by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022

James

a very attractive black male with a nicely shaped butt and a big forehead. He also gets absolutely no females and has no shoe game

"Damn that guy James has no shoe game and gets no girls."
"Boy am I glad I'm not a James."

by bigmantingtong April 19, 2022

James cored

To get pegged by your girlfriend.

Gene james cored Evan last night.

by anonymous November 12, 2025

Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

Daniel James seavey

Daniel James seavey Is a big hearted, Very attractive, wonderful and funny person. No matter how you feel , he will always manage to put a smile on your face. His voice is incredibly light and at the same time strong and unbelievably beautiful . I love him just as all limelight's love him for his big heart and his commit hugs. He just makes you happy and laugh . He’s part of the band Why don’t we which is one of the most amazing bands ever .

Person 1: “ who’s your lane?”

Person 2: “ my lane is Daniel James seavey “

by Isabel.cv15 November 9, 2020

james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.

After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.

by jwoww243 January 9, 2017