Simp

a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin

Bro, you were such a simp back in 2015!

by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020

Simp

some guy named jeston t most probably

Look, Jeston T is talking to his cousin again what a simp!!!

by yomamacock July 31, 2020

simp

a man who will useually becalled jordan and askes the girl in the vc to sit on his face

Sit on my face said the simp jordan

by nae nae nae August 3, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who wants something but simps for it

Your such a simp

by Kidletttttt March 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who obsesses and chases women they are attracted to even when she has expressed disinterest in him.

If she leaves you on “read” for months but you still message her and like all of her pictures.. you’re a simp.

by salem666 August 31, 2022

Simp

you

But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by Dumbass mgoo October 5, 2020

SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020