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Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
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aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017
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tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap
by Noctis 92 August 10, 2017
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2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
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big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back
I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back
by Bigmacslapdaddy July 3, 2018
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Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.
Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!
by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018
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Arabian Bitch Slap

While you are anally fisting a person you grad a hand full of their shit and slap the person with it.
I Arabian Bitch Slapped this hot woman the other night and she loved it.
by TAATVoodoo October 16, 2018
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