by Silva_R27 April 3, 2021
Get the Simpmug. (Person 1)- Yo that kid Mikey is simp and a half my dude
(Person 2)- Yeah, he's been on Rebecca for months now
(Person 2)- Yeah, he's been on Rebecca for months now
by samlikelasagna69 January 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Example:
Quan: I mean I only talk to her for 5 hours a day, send her goodmorning love letters, and buy her a lambo.
The Homies: SIMPPP!!
Quan: I mean I only talk to her for 5 hours a day, send her goodmorning love letters, and buy her a lambo.
The Homies: SIMPPP!!
by Holy_Spear July 15, 2021
Get the Simpmug. a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.
I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP
by swiveleyed’destroyer’of’worlds December 5, 2022
Get the simpmug. "Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug.