hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

Hand cake

When a male ejaculates into a females hands.

Ryan "I'm going to cum! Hold out your hands!"
Sarah "oh yeah, I love hand cakes!"

by Smario999 January 2, 2012

fast hand paul

A wannabe cowboy who is two-faced and a bit of a wanker.

look at fast hand paul, he is such a bitch bag.

by Hmmm January 6, 2005

birthday hand

The practice of hitting the birthday celebrant the same number of times as their age. Common in Trinidad and Tobago.

Richard: "How's your shoulder boy?"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"

by rmjb April 7, 2008

beer hand

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

by lanky9 November 14, 2009

fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

second hand girl

A girl who is always jumps on trends late. She thinks it's cool just as it's getting old and overused.

Person 1: Is she STILL wearing that hat? Everyone else has already moved on.

Person 2: Yeah, she seems to think it's a new trend, she won't stop harping on about it. She's such a second hand girl.

by Waitwhatisapseudonym February 19, 2017