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bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
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bro

"his baby bro"
by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024
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Bro

If I use bro it doesn't mean you are my brother it's just a casual world which I use with any one my female friend and also my male friend
The example goes like bro wacha doin'
by HapppyShiny. June 3, 2022
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bro

be right over.
aka the cooler version of brb
cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?

cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
by The original cool kid October 18, 2010
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BRO-Blem

a bitch; or a problem caused by said bitch in which only another BRO can solve.
Bro, I got a BRO-Blem, and only a true bro like yourself can help with my Bro-blem, Bro.
by MattG514 August 2, 2010
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Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
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Apkazy Bro

DaQuay: yo was good nigga
Lethaniel: stay back nigga im an apkazy bro
DaQuay: i aint give a fuck nigga, im with the asganiiz
Lethaniel: fuck you and yo asganiiz nigga
DaQuay: *starts shooting*
by DeQui Shawn September 26, 2022
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