by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
by KDaddy123456 August 01, 2022
When your employer buys you a new piece of equipment and spends a fortune ensuring you have the latest and greatest kit your response is it’s all right
by Dan Brown December 22, 2023
When presented with a new piece of equipment and asked by senior management what you think about it defined as “it’s all right”
by Dan Brown January 17, 2024
“Hey Jim! What do you think of this painting?”
“This painting, It’s all Fuckacta’d. Why’s your bird look like it’s got three wings?”
“This painting, It’s all Fuckacta’d. Why’s your bird look like it’s got three wings?”
Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 29, 2015