Ass-to-box

Whole having sex with a woman anally you enter her vagina without cleaning your pecker.

Dude it was crazy! Yosh was slamming this pig and went ass-to-box!!

by ATBMan January 31, 2022

Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.

That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”

by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025

Box of Arms

A chick who is decent enough looking to bag, but only after several beers, is said to have a "box of arms" because of all the guys who have had those beers, done the deed, and woken up on the next morning beside her and thought "shit, i gotta get out of here bfore she wakes up". But she's laying on his arm--so he has to knaw it off. So, over time, the woman has all these guys arms, hence she has a 'box of arms'

Careful drinking near that chick, she's already got a box of arms in the closet.

by Big Hammer December 27, 2012

A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

the dead box

The place in paintball where you go after you have been shot.

James is no use to us he is in the dead box

by arnold upperstartem June 19, 2014

Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023