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Salty Sea Slapper 

or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
Salty Sea Slapper by Rapture333 April 29, 2009
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slappy dick 

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.
When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.
slappy dick by JF Laplante June 7, 2004
Related Words
Origin: British
Meaning a loose woman, slut, etc... Came about because of the sound that occurs during sex.
Ella was with 3 guys last night! She's such a 'Slapper'!
Slapper by Aday83 October 15, 2007

knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.
AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!
knee-slapper by emelizabeth October 30, 2004

slappin' your cock around 

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework
langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

slapbands 

One of the greatest and most fun trends that any kid growing up in the 90s should remember. Often had rad 90s designs on the outside and either black or a neon colour on the inside. Were banned in many school settings because of their ability to cause great pain to others when used improperly.
"Hey man, do you remember slapbands?"
"Fuck yes, they were all the shit!"
slapbands by *~*~*Jem*~*~* February 15, 2006

slappywock 

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.
slappywock by rain777 December 16, 2008