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Simp

Friends: Bro leave her alone she don’t like you, she a hoe stop being a simp

Walter: no she not bruh I love her
by Imtoodead October 28, 2020
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Simp

A girl called Sam....that's it folks she simps for the same guy 24/7
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's
Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd
by sailorjjun June 18, 2020
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simp

person #1: “what’s a simp?”

person #2: “oh, it’s zack stef.”
by not addie September 28, 2020
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Backup Simp

Similar to a male cuckold, but in this case they're even lower than that.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
>Oh I had a date with this girl I just met and it was so enjoyable for both of us, I tried to be as nice as possible
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.

Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
by neryns August 18, 2021
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Simp

When jaws eats your mom out
Litlballothate said "where's jaws when you need it"
This is where you say "eating your mom out"
And they respond with a word that lost its meaning. "Well aren't you original little simp"
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid January 6, 2021
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